Stats

I've been alive for 18 years
and got my license when I was 17.
Theres $16 in my wallet,
15 seconds left until my hot pocket gets out of the microwave,
and only 14 years I've lost to naivety.
13 minutes ago I was walking around naked in my house,
yet when I was 12 I had a cat named Simba who I loved more than anything.
There is 11 people in my immediate family,
10 reasons Im an ass to females, and
9 places you catch me when im in the world.
I own 8 pairs of shoes and
7 is my favorite number.
The number 6 reminds me of the devil,
although I have faith in 5 things.
I've hidden in 4 girl's closet,
I have 3 tattoos,
maybe drink about 2 times a week,
and get around the world in 1 car.

Goddamn, I love life.
Later Days